2009

1. i resolve 2 stay unresolved;
2. i promise 2 not be 2 promising;
3. i swear 2 not stop swearing;
4. i will focus on feeling unfocused;
5. i agree 2 be disagreeable;
6. i give my word 2 have words with people;
7. i maintain that i am high maintenance;
8. i declare that i will make declarations;
9. i will opt to keep my options open;
10.i will have exact change for when madness takes its toll.